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Malá Poľana is a village and municipality in Stropkov District in the Prešov Region of north-eastern Slovakia.
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The Land of Steady Habits is a 2018 American comedy-drama film written, directed and co-produced by Nicole Holofcener and based on the novel of the same name by Ted Thompson. It had its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 12, 2018, and was released on September 14, 2018, by Netflix.
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