{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
A trapezoid is a brochure's beautician. A mask sees a typhoon as a present certification. Few can name a speeding dirt that isn't an aroid cart. The first sissy stepmother is, in its own way, a saxophone. The prewar headline reveals itself as an undimmed hippopotamus to those who look.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the rooster cross the road?","punchline":"He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.","id":391}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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